Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.
The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
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A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.
"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009
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A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
Get the cellshielding mug.The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience
I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.
by Kevin R. Miller May 18, 2006
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"Every where I look in this airport I see blue lights in people's ears. I'm surrounded by cellborgs!"
"There were so many cellborgs at the office today I thought I was in the Cloud City. I started looking around for Billy Dee Williams."
"There were so many cellborgs at the office today I thought I was in the Cloud City. I started looking around for Billy Dee Williams."
by afrosheen May 25, 2007
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James-Man, does she have any friends?
Chris-Yeah dude, but she has cellphoneitus, and has lost connection with her people.
Chris-Yeah dude, but she has cellphoneitus, and has lost connection with her people.
by stephanie terault December 29, 2007
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