Holiday Card

Holiday Card: A way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. An obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page 'updates' on their lives.

Bill: Hey! I got something in the mail!

Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card

Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh

by actingprincess8808 December 12, 2009

Business Card

A rectangle with your name on it.

I walked around the convention center handing people business cards.

by The Jeff S March 21, 2019

Jesus card

A card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
pokemon-professor oak, good manners
yugioh- soul charge, raigeki

"i was totally about to win but then he pulled some fucking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game."

by DreadCommander June 4, 2017

yellow-card

to punish someone for a stupid action

He accused them of trying to yellow-card him.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2009

Gold Card

When you want someone dead you put their name on the "Gold Card" as shown in Deadpool

Johnny: How's chemistry class?
Jimmy: It sucks. I put the teacher's name on the Gold Card

by rollingbamboozle18 October 29, 2018

pokemon cards

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

by thatsthat_ November 6, 2019

card tard

A person who really sucks at poker.

Carlos sucks at poker

by D January 20, 2005