capital cock

the worst posible definition of stupid

u are such a capital cock
eg does something dum like saying ''these shoes do fit me its just that i cant put them on''there for u are a capital cock

by jjake121 June 20, 2007

Anarcho-capitalism

Not a real thing. Anarchism is opposition to the state and also opposition to hierarchies, but so called "anarcho-capitalism" promotes hierarchies, therefore is not anarchism.

I wish so called anarcho-capitalists would admit that anarcho-capitalism isn't real anarchism.

by IceChill789 October 4, 2020

Capiones

A name that adds a mysterious feel to it when you say it. Who is this mystery person? It's sounds like a badass Mafia drugdealer who has a liking towards sailing the seven seas.

Oh my , who is that hot sexy sailor smoking a cigar ?
That my friend, is Capiones when he's high.

by Pencilstick December 10, 2010

capital ish

capital ish is just another way of saying the shit.

girl 1:those chicks are capital ish.

boy 1: i hope they have the chicken i like,
that would be the capital ish.

by emmmmmie August 16, 2008

Capin Tub Tubs

That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.

His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.

His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.

While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.

Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs

Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.

Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL

by VegettoVai December 28, 2010

Capcom Syndrome

When a game shows minor details or occurrences in a cutscene. Named after video game giant Capcom, whose games often did this (i.e. Dead Rising series, showing the zombies become more aggressive at night for the first time, and later Resident Evil games, such as showing a broken ladder in a cutscene in RE5)

Guy 1: Dude, it was just a normal enemy that I've killed thousands of times already! Was it necessary to show him in a cutscene that I can't even skip!?

Guy 2: That's bullshit man! This game has Capcom syndrome!

by DeadlyTowersSux June 13, 2012

capides

Latin for either 1. mortis (of death) OR 2. cipus - a cup, bowl, goblet used in religious ceremony

scipus of death capides

by Theostiacist December 8, 2013