The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.
!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!
by cl8^P February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
by xythadar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.
by hippieflight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?
by gdefelice February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.