a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers
Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?
I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel
by colber nation February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
by Irish439 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
by egokills February 17, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.