Canada

1. a place where its hella cold 6 and a half months of the year

2. it snows too much

person 1: "So how's it going in Canada?
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"

person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."

by woodguy >:] October 20, 2022

Canadan

What we would call a Canadian if the world made sense and people weren't so helplessly brainless.

Hey, Ebenezer! Have you met that new Canadan at our school?

by The Second Ambrose Bierce January 7, 2023

Cananas

a birthday cake

You got me cananas? thanks for remembering my birthday

by lang slayer March 14, 2023

Canadalien

An individual from Canada who may actually be a space alien.

Bob from Toronto seems a little spacey. Any chance he might be a Canadalien ?

by Pablo Tornado August 1, 2023

north canada

(1) The continent also known as "North America".

The US is located in North Canada.

by ForkForkFork September 26, 2018

spicy canada

Another term used for Mexico

Have you heard of spicy Canada?

by Zendejas rat April 16, 2020

The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020