An absolute Sick C**t, sometimes annoying but funny as f**k, also did I mention he's sexy as hell, look just take one glance, JK he's the ugliest MoFo on earth, and lacks stamina in every area but 1 ;) but he can down a spoon of Vegemite and a tin o' Milo real quick, loves shoeys (although doesn't do them enough) he does it the ozzy way, the Mad C**t, and cheers to him.
Callum: I once met a guy with 5 penises.
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)
Everyone: *giggles*
Callum: I asked him, "How do your pants fit", he said "Like a glove"
Everyone: *cracks up* (not the drug)
by I AM (not) GOD September 26, 2019
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A white specy boy who is 5'5 and likes to drink stella alone and punch his walls and sister. He also likes to mountain biking as the vibrations from the seat feel nice in his ass after a good fucking from his dad David wallace. He also showers with socks on and with his sister to save water.
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