Caelum

the only thing worse than sparkie

hes almost as bad as caelum

by idk_whatimdoing13 January 15, 2023

Callum Haughey

Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.

"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"

"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"

by Becky Slay Queen January 30, 2023

CallumMiller

Hardworking twat

That oak works like he's a CallumMiller

by Mif Moes Maf February 1, 2023

Calamity Cards

An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.

Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"

by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023

calamafuck

A term used by the rap artist Mike areender, A.K.A. killer Mike, in the song "holy calamafuck"

Can also be used to describe a situation where multiple things are going wrong

"Well that's just a total calamafuck"

by hazsypugfluff April 26, 2023

Callum

Callum also called calcium is so fat with one cell brain. He reminds me of the password 1234 too weak

hello callum

by Yayajbjddig May 2, 2023

callmekris

A woman that is really lonely and saddened 😢😢😢💔💔

Mike:wow am sad

Steve from Minecraft:Not as sad as callmekris

by Cannedwater123 June 8, 2023