cold tongue

Sucking on an ice cube and then pleasuring anothers anal orifice.

Jenny gave me cold tongue and I shot my load all over the place.

by Eric Crouch December 28, 2004

cold feet

imagine that u are on a desert island w/ 4 other survivors of some shipwreck and there is no fresh water anywhere and it hasnt rained since u crashed. then on the 5th day on the island u see a hole in the ground and u think it could be connected to some groundwater but u can't really see. ur team needs to send someone down there to check it out so u volunteer and theyre attaching some sort of apparatus made from tree bark to your chest and getting ready to draw you down into the hole. but then u remember the eerie shrieks and whispers that u heard the night before and the night before that and then u remember that one night u had that strange dream where u were wandering in the jungle and the whispers were louder than usual. u could almost make them out softly saying "come down" and when u remember that dream ur legs grow stiff as an easel and all of the blood from your body retreats into your torso out of pure fear. and as u feel the cold hard ground under your feet start to creep up to the point where you can't feel your feet anymore, as if they were foreign alien entities attached to your thighs, you look up and confess to your shipmates that you can't go down there anymore.

i got cold feet after volunteering to be pulled down into a mysterious hole in the ground.

by dfaraday December 21, 2012

cold ramen noodles

food you feed to a bitch

"I'm about to feed this bitch some cold ramen noodles!"

by brit d00dz! March 8, 2008

Cold Pussy

To go Cold pussy is the state like cold turkey when a young man has not recieved any puntang in so long that his body is starting to go into remission. its a horrible painful time when a man get despaerate and clingy to anything he can get his hands on. he must be careful who he touches for when this state passes he is likely to regrett what he's done

Jdawg: dude i need some puntang and quick
Ninja_E: why man what's up
Jdawg:im fucking going Cold pussy

Ninja_E:don't do anything or go anywhere im coming over, make sure u dn't do anything u'll regrett
Jdawg: i guarantee nothing

by Jdawgthecool May 25, 2009

cold pack

A twelve pack of any type of beer.

Origins unknown, in common usage on the Blackfeet Reservation.

Hey cousin, pick up a cold pack of beer when you're in there!

Let's grab a cold pack and head out to the swimming hole.

by GOWYO August 16, 2006

cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005

cold busted

To get caught doing something you shouldn't while you are convicted of said act to 100% certainty. Usually by your trifling girlfriend.

"Yo. My girl walked in on me fingering her sister's ass. Tried to tell her it wasn't me."
"Dawg you got Cold Busted!"

by Lurchthrilla September 1, 2008