clinched

when you get totaly stoned and can't open your eyes

-wana smoke another one?
-nah, I'm already clinched.

by dj smorgasbord February 2, 2005

Clinch

The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.

I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.

by My Corn December 16, 2008

citch

the incorrect way of spelling bitch via text messaging; a tropical flower

"youre such a citch because you smell so great!"

by jmizzleite May 10, 2009

clutch

if you are looking up this definition in an online dictionary, you are most certainly not clutch.

clutch people just know what "clutch" means.

by douchelias November 22, 2011

chitch

an asshole... loser... dumbass... **ne male**

Omg Greg Is Such A CHITCH! He Needs His Ass Kicked!

by SeXcDaNiEllE December 5, 2006

Clinchie

See "Nuff Nuff" or "Dero"

Clinchie is a fucken nuff nuff

by MarkBubba June 13, 2006

clotchmygotch

to scratch another persons elbow, sexually.

to ask someone to scratch their elbow.

"will you please clotchmygotch?"

"it totally clotched that girls gotch last night."

by the original clotch March 2, 2010