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Oil Classico

A football (soccer) match between Paris Saint Germain and Manchester City.
by AlphaBoio April 16, 2021
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ClassicalFuck

The Instagram username of a meme page whose content is a real classical fuck.
“Hey did you see that classical fuck by ClassicalFuck the other day?”
by memesnorkeler August 19, 2019
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classcuck

a proletarian (working class) individual that believes either of the following things:

1) that society ultimately isn't really divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism
OR
2) that society ultimately really is divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism, but that it isn't important because the owning class supposedly has the best intentions with the working class (a meme otherwise known as "class collaboration")

a classcuck will at any opportunity excuse class division, exploitation of surplus value and wage labor as being fair. they will most likely use phrases like "just pull up those bootstraps!", "anyone can get rich with a can do attitude!" or "wage labor is just human nature, man!" unironically when confronted with the brutal dialectical truth that capitalism is inherently flawed, contradictory, and unmeritocratic and doesn't provide equality of opportunity. classcucks are most often libertarians or conservativess (AKA cuckservatives), but may in many cases also be nazis or your run of the mill liberal.
sergey: "hey, have you seen boris?"
alexei: "oh, boris? he's right there; praising his bourgeois boss while calling him 'job creator' on his knees."
sergey: "what a classcuck."
by lelnin July 16, 2016
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Classical Conditioning

AKA "The Pavlonian Reinforcement". Possibly one of the most important psychological principles you can learn to overcome fear and negative mindsets for good and build CONFIDENCE. The neutral stimulus (NS) is what has no mental reaction, but paying attention to your environment. The unconditional stimulus (US) is what automatically causes your body to react to certain emotions (think anxiety, fear, laughter, happiness, nervousness, sad). The NS turns into the conditional stimulus (CS) when the NS collides with the US. The reaction produced from these 2 stimuli is what's called "The conditioned response".
Here is an example of classical conditioning at its finest...

Let's say you're at the mall or at the store (Neutral Stimulus). All of a sudden, you spot a chick you'd like approach, talk to and meet. But then, the sign of that chick gives you Approach Anxiety (Unconditional stimulus). Next, you get the guts to approach her, talk to her, and kiss her at the end, BUT she either rejects you or asks you if you're crazy or there's anything wrong with you (NS meets US, now NS turns to CS and it produces the conditioned response of a rapid heartbeat, trembling hands, and xerostomia which is cotton mouth). The more this process is continued which is habituation, the more you weaken the conditioned response to feel that icky sensation when you want to make your moves on a girl you like. TRUST ME... you'll feel A LOT more confident at the end!!
by xSexXXyXScorpioLeo1102 September 17, 2010
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Corinth classical academy

A school that thinks they are perfect. They think every student has to be perfect. They protect the kids with “depression” and if your kid is accused of starting a rumor better find another school because they will get expelled no matter what. Even if they didn’t start it.
“Bro did you hear about jimmy? Ge got expelled because he started a rumor.”

Response “dude are you serious???” “ jimmy didn’t start anything” they actually did what he said, it wasn’t a rumor” “Corinth classical academy sucks”
by Randumb kid April 25, 2019
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classin

the verb form of class; to have/exude class in an extreme way; similar to the class form of ho-ing
Girl 1: Dang, I only have short spandex to wear in gym class.
Girl 2: Don't worry girl, you be classin with those spandex.
by oh-li-vee-uh May 27, 2011
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Classical Gas

An instrumental song written and recorded by Mason Williams in 1968.
It is still one of the most popular instrumental songs ever recorded
by Bradley Olson November 2, 2004
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