Monkey Bus

The mini-bus the the window lickers go in everyday. Usually has helpers inside the sit the retards down, they are known as Monkey Guiders.

Another day passes by, as another Monkey Bus rolls past, with dribble hanging out of window.

Hey!!!! If you don't shut your mouth, you'll be riding the Monkey Bus to work!!!

by psyco jello September 12, 2006

Gus Bus

A fictitious "bus" named after Auburn's current head football coach, Gus Malzahn, which that could mean any of the following:

1. The Auburn football team
2. The vehicle carrying the Auburn football team
3. A vehicle carrying a bunch of Auburn football fans
4. A general mood of optimism among Auburn fans

You'd best get on the Gus Bus or you'll get left behind!

by au2013tiger December 30, 2013

bus station

A meeting place for chavs in all major towns and cities

see ya down hte bus station at 8, innit

by Jay Zee February 9, 2005

all bus

when you are under the influence of drugs or alcohol and cannot function properly

eh i just drank some vodka and i stay all bus yo.

by jack mihada July 2, 2003

sucks to bu

a catch phrase that bc students use to make fun of bu hockey when they lost to them that one time. notice that all the other entries site a 5-0 loss, thus proving that it only happened one time. get over it.

bc student: sucks to bu

by dontworrya September 22, 2007

nut bus

The short bus that brings the retards to school.

Hey Billy! Lets throw these spoiled cups of tarter sauce at the nut bus!
Yea! Sounds like fun!

by Baby Gorilla May 30, 2006

Bus Hopping

The amazing feat of having all your buses on your itinerary connect with perfect timing. Involves running from bus to bus in quick succession because they just keep appearing everytime you get off a bus. As a standard, you need at least two hops to call it bus hopping, the more you've hopped, the more awesome it becomes.

Bob: (as he's stepping off a bus) There's our bus, run!
Rob: This is the third bus we've caught like this!
Bob: Have you never heard of bus hopping?

by C-92 January 17, 2010