Jerk Blossom

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009

peach-blossom

a type of woman usually associated to a concubine or a geisha.

Ann was a peach-blossom because she slept with a lot of men.

by Anika Romera April 29, 2016

name blossom

a very annoying girl that has a funny sense of humour. usually she has brown curly hair and wears glasses! she likes slime!

name blossom is so annoying!
i know

by mr_pineapple January 6, 2018

Drop'em Blossom

a cute girl willing to hook up

Yeah, I took that drop'em blossom to my place after the gig

by dog nipple October 3, 2016

good morning god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).

Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"

by KobraKai02 May 22, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

bleesome

A sexual encounter involving 3 drunken males fully clothed except shirts who are pleasuring a red headed vixen wearing naught but a thong (which will be removed as the bleesome evolves). The males take turns (one at each nip, the 3rd at the pootang. A switch is called. One male must exit in revulsion due to another whipping out his uncircumsized penis. The other two perform the switch. A bleesome must be interrupted by the entrance of a jew in boxers.
REQUIREMENTS: dudes must be mad wasted
WARNING: may result in commitment issues

hey did you hear about the bleesome last night?

by alex slavin December 26, 2003