barrack room biscuit

Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).

Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart

I just floated a serious biscuit

by win-co-fo February 6, 2003

biscuit

What the British call a biscuit, the Americans call a cookie.

What the Americans call a biscuit, the British call a scone.

by LudwigVan April 8, 2004

biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

by Duncan September 8, 2004

Biscuit Whiskers

Particles that appear on a man's moustache when he has given oral to a woman with a yeast infection.

Hey John, it appears that you have biscuit whiskers. You must have been wolfing that homeless woman's pussy again.

by FilthyNasty January 10, 2008

Biscuit Snatcher

One who goes out looking for a piece of ass but usually comes home with nothing because they have a much better looking friend who steals the woman they wanted to bang.

Todd is such a Biscuit Snatcher I can't stand it. Every time we go to the bar and I want to hook up with a hot chick he cock blocks me and takes her home. What a dick.

by SassyJax01 September 28, 2011

scary biscuits

when something is quite scary.

someone's response to a police chase.

by theolonius munky October 29, 2004