Jewish Bagel

Large Roll Of Money.

Check Out Dis Jewish Bagel, I'm Rich As Shit

by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009

bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009

Beels

An animal native to the virtual terrain. The beels will roam the internet for days, searching for a victim on which to pray.

If confronted by this animal in his habitat, it is best to calm the animal by nurturing it with terms such as "leet" and "ub3r."

For mor information on this animal in it's natural habitat, visit www.Realpoor.com

by Ooz~ January 22, 2003

Bagel Fucker

one who fucks bagels

christopher fucks bagels, so he is a bagel fucker

by stevemitchellisfuckinhilarious December 30, 2008

Beef bagel

A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".

Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?

Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.

Dan: Oh.. dayum.

by harlex April 21, 2010

aids on a bagel

Not to be confused with Aids Bagels; acquiring a homosexual disease via non-homosexual method i.e. sex with a woman infected with said disease, being born with said disease, or changing oil ;-). The origin of putting in the term "bagel" was lost sometime late in the summer of 2008

Would you like your Aids on a 8 inch sausage?

no thank you, I prefer my aids on a bagel

by Burt R. February 4, 2009

Coffee meets bagel

Slang term for a NYC sex party.

Jen do you want to go to the next coffee meets bagel?

by Mrwolf666 January 16, 2019