Bean-bungle

A sexual act involving two people where one participant (preferably male) inserts his testicles into the other partner's butthole. It is known that much vaseline is required and protection is recommended.

Guy 1: Bro my nuts hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?

Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other

Guy2: What?

by Watidude August 24, 2019

Cheese and beans

A male's privates also known as balls , willy,or dingy.

Pull your pants up,we can all see your cheese and beans!

by Coolkidzrcool September 1, 2016

Warm Beans

The antonym of the expression 'Cool Beans'. Use to express something completely uncool, something lame, or to be used as an insult.

Chris: "Hey, man, I killed your parents."
Bruce: "What the hell, man? That's warm beans!"
Chris: "They were just being warm beans, you know?"
Bruce: "Man, you're so warm beans!"

by urban_seal June 2, 2016

Bean Holder

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions

Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt

by True_Tokah November 24, 2011

whole bean

adj. The real deal, unspoiled, solid in character. As opposed to grounds - fake, shallow (antonym).

"Who went with you on the road trip?" "Stacy! She's whole bean, man. Super cool."

by oldspanish April 12, 2014

Blowing On The Beans

When a woman, or man, blows on the testicles of a man, or shemale, to make fart noises.

My bitch has been blowing on the beans lately, shit wild, nigga.

by PankStank June 2, 2018

bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.

Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.

by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013