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Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.
Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.
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Heinz beans

Heinz beans are so nice I swear there classs there like the god of beans
by Heinz😝 December 1, 2019
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Bean-bungle

A sexual act involving two people where one participant (preferably male) inserts his testicles into the other partner's butthole. It is known that much vaseline is required and protection is recommended.
Guy 1: Bro my nuts hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: What's wrong bro?

Guy 1: Last night my girlfriend and I totally bean-bungled each other

Guy2: What?
by Watidude August 24, 2019
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Netflickin' the bean

Female masturbating to hot male actors while binge watching a Netflix series.
I think she only watches that show because she likes netflickin' the bean when actor X comes on.
by I just thought of it now April 21, 2020
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aw beans

an exclamation used similarly to "oh shit" or "fuck." typically said by someone when they experience a minor inconvenience that is easily fixed, but they still want to express their annoyance
AJ: Dude you're glitching real bad
Killian: Aw beans!!
by cursedtrees November 14, 2020
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Killer Bean

An originally jelly bean, coffee bean created by the totally sane mind of Jeff Lew. Killer bean started out as a test film, then in 2009 Killer Bean forever was released as killer bean is sent on a mission which he is then betrayed by his employers. He has godly reaction times and is skilled with guns. He is also cocky
Yo Killer Bean killed that dude really easily
by Asshat 42736(liar November 6, 2020
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Coach Bean

An upstanding member of society who builds men of character through football. Truly an amazing individual.
Man, Coach Bean really makes me want to show integrity and be a respectable citizen!
by Pigskin75 May 19, 2017
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