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Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.
" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"
by BakedSquash September 16, 2016
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Birthday Baked

Similar to white girl wasted, birthday baked means a middle class person or someone on a budget spending more on marijuana for their birthday as a treat to themselves.
Dave: What are you doing for your birthday?
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.

John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.
by CadillacDan July 20, 2011
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baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012
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slack and bake

Similar to that of the wake and bake but for the super stoner who doesn't wake up till noon.
John : Yooo, let's wake and bake tomorrow morning?
Steve: Nahh, I don't wake up till noon my dude, let's slack and bake instead
by youlin August 15, 2010
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Baked Cherry

When you spread open a girl's cunt and you lay a very hot steamy turd in it and pop her cherry and it bakes it.
Dude I gave your girl a Baked Cherry last night.
by CuntMaster69 May 11, 2014
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Bake and Flake

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.
I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.
by abbycdiddy September 30, 2009
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Baked McBride

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)
by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010
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