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Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."
by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012
mugGet the Fix-it babymug.

baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.
Shoot your baby seed in there.
by babylegsandwheels December 30, 2015
mugGet the baby seedmug.

Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.
Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.
by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019
mugGet the Baby Sherpamug.

baby guisada

Juan blew his baby guisada into my taco!
by Amy Sherita June 8, 2015
mugGet the baby guisadamug.

nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.
Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!
by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020
mugGet the nerd babymug.

Baby daisy

A little mistake who is a crying little kid when you lose and you probably will because baby daisy is not a good character to play as in Mario Kart Wii or Mario Kart 8.
Dude 1:hey what is that crying noise
Dude 2:I lost playing with baby daisy
Dude 1:this little mistake dont play as her, she is trash and a waste of character place
Dude 2:yeah baby luigi is the best baby character of them all on the bullet bike
Dude 1:not to mention baby luigi is THICK
by Bionicthemagicdogo February 27, 2020
mugGet the Baby daisymug.

trucker baby

When you are having sexual relations with you partner in the behind to completion, and some drips out and into the vagina and impregnated the women
Me and Sara don't have to worry about getting pregnant we only do it in the butt. Bro aren't your worried about having a trucker baby
by Eaglesfan8283 April 20, 2016
mugGet the trucker babymug.

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