Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."
by The Credible Hulk June 01, 2012
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Pickle Baby

When somebody fucking sucks at something.
by Dirty Crumpet July 26, 2019
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Shelf Baby

A fake digital identity created and raised online by a hacker planning to use it to commit crimes.
A hacker " gives birth " to a shelf baby, then waits- - in real time- - while it " grows up. "
So when the shelf baby turns 18, they're now an adult that the hacker can use as a throw-away identity to commit crimes.
by Kustid July 21, 2019
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nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.
Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!
by Lasagna Ocelot October 20, 2020
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baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.
Shoot your baby seed in there.
by babylegsandwheels October 31, 2015
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Baby Yodasexual

Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.
Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.
by Sherof December 23, 2019
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Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
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