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awkwardence

occurence of awkwardness
al wanted tim to tell stacy that he didn't like her. the whole mess was a awkwardence
by JJthemonkey August 6, 2008
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awkimomo

Noun, used to describe a moment that is particularly awkward. It is the compound form of "Awkward Moment." Similar to awkies. Awkimomo can be used as an interjection and in some cases as an adjective, and is commonly said just as the awkwardness of a moment is first realized.
Your encounter with greg was a major awkimomo.
I know. That was a "momo" with an awkiness I shall not forget.

--Telephone Conversation--
(SILENCE)
Awkimomo!
What? The silence only lasted 45 seconds!

So I asked Jennifer if she's ever had a dream about playing basketball with naked hermaphrodites.
Whoa dude, that is an awkimomo conversation. Wait.. that's very specific. Awkimomo!
by C. Nibbleston October 20, 2008
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Awkwardiness

When there no one in a theater and your jumping around with your friends and someone walks in on you.. awkwardiness is born.
"Oh, the awkwardiness!"
by pseudonym slim March 1, 2010
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Awkwardive

Some idiot's messed up version of saying the word "operative" leaving the other people involved in the conversation feeling awkward.
Nathan: He's trying to succeed!

Erika: Trying being the awkwardive word.
by erinf1005 March 25, 2010
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Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.
I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"
by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010
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awktarded

an adjective used to describe someone who is awkward almost to the point of being retarded
I dumped him when I realized how awktarded he was.
by eyeseegee October 31, 2010
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Awkpocalypse

Noun: A situation or event that has a potential awkwardness that is enough to induce the apocalypse.

Noun: An apocalypse resulting from awkwardness
Little did I know my girlfriend had started the awkpocalypse for my twin brother by sleeping with my him when he thought it was me.
by Llama Ninja January 13, 2011
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