Asshat

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025

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ANSHITA

The prettiest, most gorgeous angel. STUNNING. FLAWLESS. GODDESS. The perfect wife. The only person you would ever need in your life, fortunately, she belongs to only one.

She is my ANSHITA

by wife lover October 22, 2025

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floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

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King Asshat

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.

Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.

by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

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