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She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
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Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.
by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023
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Said

A disgusting guy who cheats on girls he’s begged for a relationship before
*it is wonderful in their relationship*
Said: we can't be together you act like mom

Girl: can we talk live?

Said: oOops you know by the way I cheated on you, the end we will never be together again.
by daddys girl November 21, 2021
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said musa

He is so Good to people he dont know and hi have a beutiful daughter named in the first letter H, he is so Nice and hot
by Said musa September 28, 2017
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And the universe said I love you

A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."

"and the universe said I love you"

"and the universe said you have played the game well"

"and the universe said everything you need is within you"

"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"

"and the universe said you are the daylight"

"and the universe said you are the night"

"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"

"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"

"and the universe said you are not alone"

"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"

"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."
Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor
by Arin-guy April 24, 2025
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said the mind reader

A phrase to add on to a sentence when you're not sure what else to say.
My weekend was great...*awkward silence* said the mind reader.
by persononacouch December 21, 2022
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least said, soonest mended

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.
"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."
by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025
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