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Anal Jungle

A really, REALLY hairy ass crack. Some animals can be found inside. A Red balloon may be hard to pull off
I have a date on Friday, and she might not appreciate my anal jungle. I guess I'll shave it
by The Herb and Company October 5, 2004
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Anal Sniffer

Usually consists of nose to anus confrontation, where the person sniffs up large amounts of fragrance from the anus and then stops and says that things are going way to serious.
Gay Guy: "Imran is such a Anal Sniffer, when he was sniffing my anus he suddenly told me things were getting way too serious, what a fag!"
by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005
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Anal Ravage

Vigorous anal sex, whether with a man or woman, that moves past the point of pleasure and into pain.

It can also just be used as a metaphor for anal sex.
Ron Jeremy committed an act of anal ravage when he started pounding too hard into the female pornstar's ass.
by DracoStrife September 28, 2006
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analbanian

A synonym for the word albanian, most commonly used by Serb nationalists and is usually said with negative purposes.
Belongs to the Balkanic Cyber - Nationalist War word family,with such words as serbitch and gayreek.
Miloje:Hey,do you see those chumps over there?
Spiridon:Yeah,why?
Miloje:They're some analbanian fags that showed up last night.
by Stratosphericc June 7, 2018
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Reverse Anal

Dr. Peter Buttram, urologist, proctologist, says:

I do NOT recommend anal sex. However, if you must...

1. Wash up before sex -- especially the anus.

2. Use a condom.

3. Wash up immediately after sex -- especially the anus and the penis.

4.Especially avoid Reverse Anal.
The correct order for triorafice sex is:

1. Oral (felattio, cunninlingus)

2. Coitus (penis & vagina)

3. Anal (penis in condom in anus)

Don't stick the tongue or fingers or unprotected penis in the anus.

Reverse Anal is:

1. Anal (penis in anus -- especially if unprotected)

2. Coitus (poopy penis in vagina)

3. Oral (poopy, pussified penis in woman's mouth.

Reverse Anal for gayboys is:

1. Unprotected Anal.

2. Oral.

DON'T BE A FUCKTARD!

Don't say to me, "Doctor, WHY did this happen to me?"
by Peter Buttram June 25, 2006
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anal beads

plastic things about the size of a fishing bead that you FUCKIN RAM UP YOUR SHITTER
by someone98 July 13, 2011
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Anal Love

When somebody says that love you because of your anus.
Some people who love the other because of good quality anal sex!
I love to feel you inside of my ass, this is the real Anal Love.
by AnalLover33 March 1, 2010
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