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A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.
Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.
by JaBaTheNoob June 29, 2017
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American Godfather

An alcoholic drink. 2 parts bourbon (usually Buffalo Trace) and 1 part Amaretto. Served in a rocks glass over a single large ice cube.
Bartender, I'll have an American Godfather, please.
by Ghynox August 11, 2017
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American Dad

A great tv show commonly watch by younger adults it is about a dad who works in the C.I.A and his family.
Jake: Did you watch the last episode of American Dad? Sam: Yeah Stan really got the buisness
by Someguy173 October 18, 2018
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American EXXXtasy

An infamous C-band porn channel that was taken down by an obscenity suit due to a kid going behind his parents' back and taping footage off the channel and showing it to his friends.
American EXXXtasy used to cost $490 in 1985 bucks to sign up for a three-year subscription, or $1,146 adjusted for inflation.

'American EXXXtasy. We EXXXcite You.'
by Meganerd1800 February 28, 2019
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american boy

the sound on tiktok where guys and girls post their friends glow ups and if you’re lucky it gets viral. and some of the guys have a MAJOR glowup
friend 1: *sees first second of video* this guy is not gonna glow up wth *watches more* HOLY SHIT THATS HOT

friend 2: oh wow that is hot 😳😳😳🤰🏻
(american boy but shibuya is there to)
by brimartin November 2, 2019
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american media

yooo heard about the american media?
yes they are corrupted as fuck
by syicide August 6, 2020
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American Diarrhea

The verbal diarrhea flying out of a stereotypical American's mouth, typically based on their ill-advised or just plainly ridiculous beliefs.

Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640
Jack: It's our God-given right to shoot those lazy motherf*****s who refuse to work during a FAKE NEWS pandemic who just want to collect benefits all year long and
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.
by pisefgbjbsldglkh September 1, 2020
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