Alexander

A ginger homosexual who often lashes out when he’s had a pint

Alexander was pissed again last night! He tried it on with my mate Barry

by Ac2020xxx October 11, 2020

Alexandra

Quite yet could probably get away with murder, so don’t get on their bad side bitch!

* Shank* Alexandra usually says “I’m probably more innocent than all of you”

by Lildog March 2, 2020

Alexandrea

The next Carrie Bradshaw. A honker proportioned to the size of her face like an orange to a grapefruit.

They're casting Alexandrea in the next Sex and the City movie because they have the same shnozes.

by Zondinian July 19, 2011

Alexandra

oh hot shit. like guys worship her. Everyone wants whats in her pants, but she doesn't give it to them easily. You gotta fight for your right. she falls in love with anyone named karl, or looks like a karl, but gets over how sexy she thinks he is. Shes a gymnast ;) she likes to stick on unicorn horns and gallop around town, maybe you can catch her? she's like so sexy its hard to look at her cuz ur innerds may melt due to the hottness. tends to get fucked and left in random places, like k-mart. point of the matter is, alexandra is better then you.

dude: who da hotty over thurrrr???

dude 2: damn man thats alexandra, udk her?

dude: nahh but imma fuck her tonight

by j-sizzleee August 25, 2012

Alexander Skarsgård

Son of a swedish actor. Heir of a name and 'typical swedish look' started a career as pretty boy and was voted sexiest man in Sweden.

Grew older and no longer could be a teen idol, so after beef-up and get caps on his teeth, he tried and tried till he was cast in an American series.

ASkars presented himself as a crafty actor, but fans discovered he was another famewhore in LA.

You can see him in True Blood, HBO series about horny vampires.

Alexander Skarsgård is known as ASkars.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!!!"

by SvenMocha January 24, 2011

Alexander The Great

Probably the greatest military genius to grace the planet. Conquered and enslaved all of Greece but admired their culture. Was first and foremost a Macedonian.

Ohh man, that guys just beat up all of those Greeks!

Yeah, he went Alexander the Great on their asses!

by greeksneedhelp October 24, 2019

alexzander

someone who is not all that attractive,and who has bad teeth and a fat ass

alexzander-bob the tamatoe

by the realest dude December 30, 2010