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AFLIATS

A condition and acronym for "always feel like I'm about to shit". Generally brought on by the over consumption of alcohol followed up by copious amounts of late night fast food. Symptoms include the fear of being in a vehicle or any other location where a bathroom is not readily available.
Sitting in traffic was a nightmare this morning as my afliats were out of control!
by LinkKing August 7, 2009
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afro pickpocket

The act of stealing an Afro pick from a black person's Afro, without them realizing it.
Jermaine: Where did you get that Afro pick?

Jeff: I Afro pickpocketed that black guy Jerome at the Clippers game.
by Pickpocketed May 13, 2014
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"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.
*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"
by Celza May 17, 2017
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Afgan Dan

Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed
"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"
by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018
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After-Nut Mentality

That exact moment right after you bust a nut and your thought process and mentality completely changes; and the video you were watching just feels wrong and nasty. You partially feel ashamed of yourself and you start thinking of how you can better yourself, community and the world.
Timmy: "Yo! Wassup, you tryna fuck some bitches and get fucking drunk tonight?"
Marcus: "Nonsense, those are sins, and I will be to occupied serving the lord and reading the bible"
Timmy: "Yo, you good? It's sounds like you got that After-Nut Mentality right now"
Marcus: "Nonsense Brother, come join me in prayer"
Timmy: "Yo, what the fu-"
by SmolBoi27 November 15, 2018
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Afrien

1. Misspelling of the term: a friend
-Usually used by illiterates in conjunction with brokeback abbreviations
-Something a neckbeard has never experienced

2. Afrien is a dragon within Maplestory who is long-time partner of the late Freud, one of the original six heroes who sealed away the Black Mage.
-MAPLE-SUH-TORY
-Greatest game of all time
E.G.
A:LETS PLAY SOME LEAGUE! ADD ME AS AFRIEN
B:U mean a friend....?
A:NANI?
by EG-Op.gg/Afrien December 13, 2018
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Afrie

Type of babe that just lights up the room not because she's hot or anything, but it's just her magnetic irresistible vibe!
Girl, you didn't just Afrie my party!
by abcdefly April 6, 2019
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