Milkshake Goggles

Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.

I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.

by The G. August 8, 2009

Weekend Milkshake

The consumption of alcohol and sperm

Are you hanging out with Brooke tonight?

Nah man, she is going to Emporium for her weekend milkshake!

What a fucking slut

by ryanchitty May 19, 2009

East calder Milkshake

When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards

sean lammond is such an east calder milkshake, he rode cara last night

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025

butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!

I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!

by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017

Extra Chocolaty Milkshake

When you jerk off into a blender and ejaculate a lot and then shit into the same blender. Add some ice cream to add some sweetness, then blend it all up and serve it to your partner.

Steve: Why weren't you at the game yesterday?
Dan: Sorry man, I was giving my girlfriend an Extra Chocolaty Milkshake.

by BedSideCreme May 23, 2024

Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025

Milkshake

Milkshake - A person who is mentally thick. Doesn’t listen. Doesn’t learn. Asks the same question repeatedly.

“l’ve given them the hyperlink 6 times and they never save it and they’ve asked again. What a milkshake!”

by M1ST3RJ November 1, 2021