Asian Crip

People beside the Asian race think it’s a hoax, but it’s true.Asian Crip or ABZ or ABC (Asian Boys Crip) are a subgroup of the Crip

Guy #1:Asian can’t be Crip

Guy #2:Have you heard of the ABZ or ABC?
Guy #2:It’s called the Asian Crip

by ASIAN BOYZ CRIP December 21, 2021

asian tourists

asian people who go everywhere with a camera. often in the least scenic places

"Oh... Can i take your picta?"
"Oh look squrrell!"
asian tourists

by kodytheboyscoutslayer October 1, 2008

asian teeny bopper

asians that have their hair spiked up (most likely males)
they mainly listen to rnb, harstyle etc.
they always have some sort of dance such as:
- bboying
- cwalking
- shuffling
- jerking etc..
there's always a group of them, with their kool hair.
they're pro at dance dance revolution (some of them)

oh and the try hard teeny boppers talk like this:
- o h33yy buuuuBYyy <333 h0W @ree y0uu? - (females)
though the originals:
- yoo heey. what's up? -

1. i was walking down the street and i saw this group of asian teeny boppers bboying. they were pro as!

by dddaaa July 10, 2010

asian delight

Asian Delight occurs when an asian woman who has been sexually repressed by the unsatisfying, microscopic, asian penis finally has a chance to enjoy the penis of a man of another race i.e.(black, caucasin, or latino). She marvels at the size and the amazing enjoyment that is derived by being pleased by a substantially larger penis. This state of euphoria is often refered to as Asian Delight. After experiencing Asian Delight many Asian women vow never to entertain another Asian man again!

Quanlee just broke up with Wong last week and decided to go out to the bar and party. She got drunk and accidently went into the men's room where she saw several guys taking a piss. After seeing how much larger their penis' were than Wong's she imediately went into Asian Delight and let all of them fuck her there on the spot. Now she wants nothing to do with the tiny asian penis.

by Heatherpleather March 31, 2008

Asian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours sake into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out. The sake must be 97 degrees Fahrenheit due to heat source or body heat.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Asian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009

asian cocktail

a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.

Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water

Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...

by UnzipMyIQ March 5, 2011

Asian Carp

When a man has finished his deed in a woman, he waits for his penis to slowly go limp, and wets his penis with cold water until dripping. And then proceeds to slap the woman back and forth on the face.

Guy: She closed her eyes in exhaust and laid down on the bed, so I ran out and wet my dick and woke her up with the Asian Carp.

by xXxmanybagsofdicksxXx June 9, 2011