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Alyssa Janice

Someone who is overly sexy. Someone who you look at and you’re like holy shit id put a baby in that
Damn Alyssa Janice is fuckin sexy id put a baby in her quicker then a dog eats it’s vomit
by Lissykinsz01 May 5, 2019
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Alyssa

People named Alyssa are the fattest skets you have ever met, if you are friends with someone called Alyssa you should just leave them or absolutely batter them they think they are really fit but are just bare clapped
Boy1: is your friends name Alyssa

Boy2: yeh why
Boy1: don’t worry about it just leave her
by SKENG 4792 November 12, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!
Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack
by chugsumballz November 23, 2021
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Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing
Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship
by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024
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Alyssa

Alyssa an extraordinary young woman; Alyssa is someone who if you even know her for a month she can brighten your day with just one word or walk in the room and everything that was bad turns to good. She is also a beautiful and smart individual.
by Cjxxmanning June 2, 2021
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Alyssa

That’s Alyssa? Damnn that fat bitch is a bitch.
by SuperrMemeAnimeNani December 3, 2023
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Alyssa Perez

she has really bad taste in men but shes very hot and I wanna do yummy things to her
" Alyssa Perez really likes that stinky bum white boy?"

32: " danm is that Alyssa Perez? I wanna hit."
by rebeccarose January 20, 2024
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