Damon Albarn

The most perfect looking man in the world, so hot he makes me want to combust, he also sings really pretty, also Liam and Noel love him.

I imploded when I saw Damon Albarn

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

Damon Albarn effect

The moment a person has a angelic singing voice but has a goofball talking voice

1:You know 2d?
2:I love emperors, new groove
1:No from Gorillaz he has the Damon Albarn effect

2:What’s that?
3:it’s when a person has angelic singing voice but a goofball talking voice

by GorillazGoBrrrrrrrrr May 9, 2024

Anthony Albanese

When your country is burning and falling apart, the media is fully controlled by Rupert Murdoch and your rights get quashed because you made a little voting mistake 2 years ago...

Goddamnit, my country just pulled an Anthony Albanese

by iDontTrustYou May 21, 2024

sct albani skole

god skole

i go to sct albani skole

by mrpacotaco December 6, 2024

Milky Albatross

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.

Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!

by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025

The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

Calmos l’albatros

When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi

Person1: Calmos l’albatros babe, now go get me a beer Bitch

by Gabby west side April 1, 2021