Muff mage

A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.

person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks

person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

nose muff

Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female

"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "

by K o F September 29, 2019

Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair

"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"

by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017

muff nuzzler

The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.

I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.

by Smashleigh0713 September 10, 2018

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010

muff cheddar

Vagina cheese

That girl has muff cheddar don’t go near her

by Johnoo123 June 5, 2018

Muff Giggle

A Muff Giggle is a rapid expulsion of air from a females vagina, typically following sexual intercourse.

Was that muff giggle I just heard, or was it last nights dinner?

by texas_lexus August 25, 2011