pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.
John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....
by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008
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Jean-Paul Manoeuvre

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.
Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."
by magnisius March 07, 2018
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Brightly colored jeans

A wide assortment of pants worn by middle schoolers oddly colored neon blue, red, pink, white, etc.
Foreskin: Did you see those brightly colored jeans?

Meatus: Yeah they're really dumb because no one person even thought of wearing them. They are only worn by people who want to fit in with the cool kids.
by Andrew Doan. October 03, 2009
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lesbian jeans

A pair of jeans firing specially for lesbians.
Rhonda: Come on babe, we gotta get to the mall by 3:00 or the lesbian jeans will be full price
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high jeans

1- (noun); food industry vernacular. term used to describe the practice of hiking one's jeans up beyond acceptable limits.
2 - (adj); slang. colorful description (usually on fridays) for food service cashiers
" did you see the high jeans on her today?"
" what about that crazy high jeans cashier?"
by tina miller October 17, 2008
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Danny Jeans

An unusually tight pair of jeans that the wearer, also usually a hipster in denial, insists are not "skinny jeans" but are definitely tight enough to outline his entire package.
Dude these aren't skinny jeans they're Danny jeans.
by buffalodude May 29, 2011
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Jean-Luc

Yo NesQuick, I mean Jean-Luc!!
by NesQuick201273 October 07, 2019
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