More polished way to refer to your second shit of the day. As the shits increase, the phrase follows in suit...trois defy, quad defy, cinq defy, etc...
by Antoine December 13, 2004
When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.
"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."
by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009
1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.
by Andy January 29, 2003
A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.
by conman69 June 10, 2008
One ounce of codeine/promethazine syrup. Literally, the term means one half of two ounces. Make sense?
Guy 1: Hey, man, you got any lean?
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.
Guy 2: How much you want?
Guy 1: Half a deuce.
Guy 2: Yeah, if you got twenty.
by "Smelly" Zach March 01, 2006
An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.
by Jethro J. Jerkins June 10, 2004
When two women lay down, and interlock legs like scissors and bump clams. A slow jam will be playing with a lit candle nearbye.
Hey Chris, those two chicks on the video are all wrapped up, moaning and groaning rubbing clams together. I see a candle, and hear a lovely slow jam. Well Andrew, my tiny child size friend, that right there is the Clam Deuce. Don't you forget it!
by Rosh507 January 15, 2015