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Windows Vista

If you can't even run this with or without aero, get a new computer
Oh and user account control will save you one day
256 mb is the actual minimum if you are okay with the basic theme, 512 mb is the minimum if you want aero to work properly
LInux fanboy: hi stop using widnwos is inseccufre
Windows XP user: don't worry its xp not vista
Windows Vista user: the reason my computer works with vista is because i don't use 2002 hardware, you should have at least 256 mb of ram for vista, 512 mb if you are even hoping for vista to not crash on aero, i have only 512 mb of ram
Windows XP user: *sobs* it's true, my computer is ancient, i have 5 antiviruses, and my computer gets infected and hacked on an average of every 31 minutes
Linux fanboy: get linux it doesn't have viruses
Windows Vista user: i have only 1 antivirus and i don't need real time protection, because i kept user account control on
Linux fanboy: *ugly
Linux fanboy: i couldn't even change the theme
Windows Vista user: you are really quite the troll lol
Linux fanboy has left the chat
Windows XP user: why is my computer hacked?
Windows Vista user: and why do i have a user account control dialog out of nowhere
Windows XP user: i see a command prompt and it's deleting all files
Windows Vista user: i'll click no because i don't trust the source of the dialog
Windows XP user: my computer's rebooting
Windows XP user: so my computer is broke, the same way deleting system32 breaks it
Windows Vista user: i saved myself by clicking no on user account control
by dinnersneezer82824 December 30, 2021
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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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window paste

A delectable, delish, and chewy food that’s is good for every meal hot or cold
How can’t wait to eat some of that good window paste my mom gave me
by Snowy slope February 22, 2019
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Window of Slopportunity

The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
Greg's window of slopportunity is rapidly closing.
by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017
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Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010
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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014
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