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Stroke

A medical emergency that has to do with blood flow being cut from the brain. It is an ancient craft perfected by Mark Waechter.
Bro jimmy had a dank stroke last night
by Broly lover 420420 March 27, 2022
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Stroking the White Cat

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.
by markatto April 12, 2010
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Hulk Stroke

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.
“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"

- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024
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Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.
Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!
by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023
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victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.
After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.
by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015
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the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.
1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."
by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020
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stroke the tortoise

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
by deepthong November 22, 2022
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