Donkey lipper

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkey lipper.

by acheron800 April 11, 2011

blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.

1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.

by bdj August 25, 2013

donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.

Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!

by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018

Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.

That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

Donkey Principle

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.

Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.

by Old Word Boss April 26, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.

“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023