3/9/16

The day in which Jordan made his drawers move by farting
That fart was so powerful it was like 3/9/16
by 3/9/16 March 09, 2016
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Funny fact 16

Everything on the internet is recorded, watched and observed. This is a funny fact.

Who ever brainwashed you and put you down here know this fact.

It’s not smart. We find you wherever you go easily.

Unless this is what you want, us seeing your drama and stripteasing. Your predictable cries for help and cheesy sense of romance.

Ohh right, you think we are going to doubt your character and confuse you with some others. How smart is this of you.

Your randomness is not random. It could be random from anyone else, but just you is obvious. You are not forever in my heart after I saw your miserable poor dancing. It was all yours, but not anymore. The lemur now purrs .. haha I thought you said your not that low.

Who ever put you here is smarter than you and knew … you’ll be so full of yourself and you’ll stuck here forever.

How many hours per day you are here? Aren’t you supposed to be busy with something will make you look distinguished and smart? Or are you here to seek a delusional approval of your sick-minded audience or I should say .. worthless losers.

You are not a loser. You’ve been brainwashed.. to satisfy their needs.

I thought.. I thought you are a wolf that licks its own wounds.. why are you naked here? Are you horny is that it? I wouldn’t be surprised.

Ahh .. I was so full of hope. I respected you. Not anymore. I don’t respect you. You belong to the streets.
by UnfinishedBook April 14, 2022
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Austin 3:16

Placing your head in a vag and screaming
fred: My throat is sore from that Austin 3:16 last night.

harold: True dat.
by browny April 26, 2006
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16-17 october

Stay awake and do a challamge night.
Just do it. 16-17 october
by Mat3 October 16, 2020
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Rule #3:16

Rule #3:16 is known as "Don't be a Cunt". Rule #3:16 supersedes Rule #3, "Don't be a Bitch". Rule #3 is not to be followed until Rule #3:16 is followed. Why is #3:16 so important, why must it be followed before Rule #3 is followed? Because Stone Cold said so.
I will not follow Rule #3 until you follow Rule #3:16. Stop being a cunt.
by StillATriumph August 21, 2016
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16-pack abs

ripped abs that take 8 packs to the next level
upper abs middle abs lower abs external obliques
sexy 16-pack abs
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my super sweet 16

A new MTV show that documents nouveaux riche girls' 16th birthdays, with parties costing upwards of $300,000. A truly staggerring display of bad taste, eyewateringly expensive but ultimately pointless birthday celebrations, and ruined kids. Pathetically docile parents come standard, B-list rock band a $60,000 option. Seeing My Super Sweet Sixteen can be best compared to witnessing a freight train hitting a bus full of children or watching a suicide bombing unfold.
If these girls were in the Bitch Olympics, they'd be disqualified for bad sportsmanship.
by Hans Blix August 28, 2005
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