Jersey Lifter

A homosexual

My God! Neil Anderson is such a jersey lifter!!

by shirtman1 August 5, 2011

Jersey Bet

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.

I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.

by T'Rezi July 13, 2016

Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls

That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!

by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022

jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.

I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.

by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017

Jersey mint

Condom

Instead of peppermints, the bar has a bowl of Jersey mints to encourage responsible porking.

by Aurorealis June 9, 2018

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009