When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees
Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.
Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!
Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!
by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016
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Get the paper mill lock mug.A Chevy Dodge Ram1500 drives by. It's blue with rims, exactly how James wants his future car. When he noticed the car he says "bingo key lock".
by Ashlyn1009 July 25, 2017
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The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.
A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
B: In his case, the key fits the lock
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Get the Jock lock mug.To grab somebody and not let go, even when they struggle. Usally by locking your arms around the person. Often used when discribing how somebody has had sex.
Phil: "After all that, She didn't want to?"
Daz: "No!"
Phil: "aw man, you should have just Dog Locked her"
Daz: "No!"
Phil: "aw man, you should have just Dog Locked her"
by Liquidice_HOD August 21, 2008
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