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Texas Roadhouse

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.
by awmm December 10, 2018
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texas porridge

(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.
Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?
by phillydrifter November 14, 2010
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Texas Geordie

The term Texas Geordie originated in Fitzwilliam circa 2008. Derived from the bountiful oil harvesting in the American State of Texas and the fondness of natives of Newcastle for female's behinds, Texas Geordie refers to females who enjoy a good anal digging.
Wye aye man! Sue went crazy last night after she polished of those crates of cheap Becks. I never knew she was a Texas Geordie.
by willsyho January 20, 2009
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Texas Tanker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.
My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.
by uscgnavigator February 4, 2014
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texas gamble

It is when two guy's dp a girl in her vagina and then both cum at the same time. Then they bet large amouts of money to on who they think the father will be
I beat Jake in a Texas gamble and won 50,000 dollars
by kingXxXdp April 23, 2014
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texas hair

Hair that is big and beautiful. Also it is seen as lush.
Damn girl, you have Texas hair.
by soccerfancr7 November 6, 2013
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texas buttercup

When you fart in your cupped hand and then open it under someone's nose.
"How did you get revenge on Mark for that prank he pulled on you?"
"Oh, I just gave him the ole texas buttercup."
by hyhyhsdfhdf November 22, 2013
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