blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done”

by BuzzaNut March 11, 2024

Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

nerd bagel

What your mom calls you when you are crazy.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

Bagels

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public

"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"

by Lume9797 March 24, 2016

thing o anchovies and a bagel

The act of rimming a man, the hole in the bagel is referential to the butthole, and the anchovies refer to the ravenous man that has his mouth open and pleasuring the receiver. The anchovy is also a fed upon by several top level predators and this represents the role of the person that uses the terms place in the hierarchy of being available for a wide range of types of men.

"Wow, did you hear about Timmy! He lined up for all the guys last night, it was a real thing o anchovies and a bagel!"

by zimdah April 1, 2021

Bagel Bottom

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”

Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.

by PannyRipper August 2, 2024