shit fucking

To take a shit so huge, that it feels like your being ass raped

My ass is so sore from that shit fucking after we left that mexican resturant

by El3M3NTxRxFxSx January 19, 2008

fuck around

a term of disbelief. to ask for validation of a statement or situation.

"fuck around! you really gonna break up with that fine woman"?
"...yeah man, its just not workin out"

by queen jane January 15, 2009

Skull fucked

Confused to the the point of near pain; psychologically unstable

That movie Jacob's Ladder will leave you seriously skull fucked.

by shakezilla May 12, 2004

suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

by Spike July 4, 2004

FUCK CANADA

What one yells out when the Canadian olympic hockey team beats the United States in overtime

"Yes, Canada won!" said Jim. "FUCK CANADA" yelled the rest of the world.

by eleedub February 28, 2010

Fuck Face

Someone who does not respond in a timely manner whether it be on facebook or through texting. Or someone who is pissing you off.

Eric is such a fuck face! He won't talk to me on facebook!

by umngirl December 15, 2009

suck a fuck

1. when used as an insult, means the same as fuck off, or go fuck yourself, or get the fuck out of my house. Usually directed at someone irritating or ugly.

2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.

1. Elizabeth: Donnie, you're such a fuckass!
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!

2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"

by the justin January 21, 2006