Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.

I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

Nutted on the cabinet

1830s way of saying you fucked up.

God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .

by NoNameFucker August 4, 2019

what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.

Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.

by buck.nasty December 22, 2020

wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall

Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Nut

My favorite snack

Hey may i have nut?
Yes you may
*begins to grab friends crotch and rip it off to eat it*
Oh dear god!

by PotatoAteMyBum October 21, 2019

bingle nut

A bingle nut is a person with very little knowledge of existence

you're a bingle nut

by seasnark September 29, 2022