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deez nuts

The best joke you could make
"Have you tried a-deez?"
"What?"
"a-deez nuts"
by Charweeuwus October 12, 2021
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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Rev the Nuts Off

To race an engine, usually out of gear, to speeds at or past the rev limiter, making the engine emit a dramatic cacophony of high RPMs, exhaust noise and parts rattling from the vibration of the engine being put to it's limits.

To run the engine at such high speeds that the vibration risks the engine coming apart catastrophically.

To race an engine to the point where the vibration loosens the nuts and bolts holding the engine together.

To push something to it's breaking point, or past it's safe working limits.
Jake revved the nuts off his subaru WRX until he threw a rod.

Samantha was so displeased at being cut off that she revved the nuts off her hayabusa at the next red light, while glaring at the driver that cut her off.

Did Tom rev the nuts off of my car when he borrowed it yesterday? Because it isn't running right anymore.
by Semi-Lucent April 15, 2020
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Shut your nuts

Connor, Richie, and John: Avie your ugly
Avie: shut your nuts
by Avielicious December 3, 2019
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nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)
“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”
by sexylady124 March 19, 2023
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cobbing me nuts

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.
by onkydon1 March 25, 2022
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One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.
by Sukon medick May 8, 2025
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