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Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024
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The ‘fuck you’ hand

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.
“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”
by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 28, 2024
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Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.
“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”
by RS Grant February 27, 2024
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Shovel in hand

Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)
(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!

(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.
by Ja'vae December 14, 2023
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Bare-knuckle hand-pull

A specialty service provided by many Korean massage parlors
“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
by Lopsin June 22, 2024
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The Quigley Handbrake

The act of suddenly gripping a nearby friend's erect penis and attempting to yank it at an extreme angle with great force.
I hit matt with the Quigley Handbrake and now he's in hospital.
by Quilyboi July 2, 2024
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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
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