Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022

Go Nuts November

Ejaculating frequently is considered to be good for men's health. So why on earth would you withhold that for an entire month in the same month that is used to promote men's health?! That's nuts!

So don't do that, fuck No Nut November, that shit is so last year anyway, nut all you want, go nuts!

And if you want to withhold so badly, just use Stoptober for that.

Nut every day in november!
Go Nuts November, the only way to go! (or come)

Yo, dude, why are you still doing that No Nut November? That shit ain't doing you much good. It's unnecessary torture. I'm doing Go Nuts November. Just nut every day for the entire month. That's better for you, and way more fun!

by Awe&borrow November 4, 2020

C nut

Cunt. simple.

Spelled as C nut to avoid Facebook censorship.
Fuck zuckburger.

She was being a total C nut today

by dodgy dave defines August 6, 2023

nut in yo bish like water

thoroughly cumming in your friends girlfriend

the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.

by splash on ya bish like water February 15, 2017

nut yuppie

1. someone who is pretentious about nuts

2. someone who likes testicles

“That guy who would only eat black walnuts rather than English walnuts was a total nut yuppie.”

by casual nut enjoyer September 28, 2023

deez nuts

Phrase used to prank your friends

"Something came in the mail today"
"Deez nuts"

by cursehhh October 7, 2020

One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025