A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?
DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
Get the Ass Nutsmug. Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.
by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015
Get the stump nutsmug. by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024
Get the post nut tirednessmug. When you fuck a doughnut and cum inside of it.
Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.
Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.
by Syrupy yuppie September 25, 2019
Get the dough-nutmug. by Ricky the sticky July 7, 2022
Get the Butter Nuttingmug. Page Nuts is a descriptive and/or Adjective word used to describe the bottom of a page; when rounded.
by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019
Get the Page nutsmug. by Amenmahfriend October 11, 2021
Get the DEEZ NUTSmug.