what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Flarper Nut

Something one would say when their parents are around.

*dies in epic game of fall guys* YOU MOTHER FLARPER NUT

by hey,nice_RoOsTer September 2, 2020

to nut

to nut, to cum hard

when you are about to nut and bae comes in (insert lenny face here)

by hivie June 8, 2017

nuts

hairy sussy dog balls thet get you hella hard for no reason but you use them to clap mad cheeks

Holy shit wtf are my nuts hard

by sussy baka dog balls March 15, 2022

large nut sunday

It's a large ice cream Sunday but the ice cream is semen frosted down to the same texture as Ice cream.

I eat large nut Sunday's after tea every second night and it tastes really good

by Mr bean man July 10, 2018

Hut & nut

The desire to just go home or to your hotel room after a long day of work and tug one out

After a long day of flying, all the FO wanted to do was pull a hut & nut

by stefunny77 February 16, 2023

Left nut activity

Used on videos, images, or on people that are cringe, sus, dumb, ugly, mentally disabled, furries.

Friend: Yo, look at that furry.

Me: bro was definitely born from the left nut.

Friend: that's some left nut activity!

by Glizzygang420 January 21, 2023