Publicly Retarded Syndrome

Publicly Retarded syndrome is a person who is very cocky,very self confident about himself and his body. Also he is awkward around females, and tone deaf when speaking to the public. He always has to comment on how great he looks, how strong he is, and how "superior" he is.

"My biceps are soooo big," Chris exclaimed
*two girls approach*
Chris is now silent
Chris's friend enters the group
*the two girls leave*
Chris then shouted, " I AAMMM SOO BIG AND I LOOK GREAT."
Thusly Chris has "Publicly Retarded Syndrome"

by moreprotien September 28, 2011

sailor bill syndrome

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!

he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.

by michael foolsley June 12, 2011

Rich Idiot Syndrome

A fairly common affliction whereby men (usually) who have acquired wealth through one avenue, believe that they have a wide array of knowledge on a number of topics far removed from anything connected with their wealth acquisition. In some cases, it can also manifest itself in individuals who have acquired fame but not necessarily fortune (see Carson, Ben). Invariably, the individual afflicted with RIS demonstrates a a breathtaking level of ignorance and stupidity on most subjects outside of his area of expertise

Ben Carson, Bill Gates and Donald Trump are vivid examples of individuals afflicted with Rich Idiot Syndrome

by gtdread February 4, 2019

Tootsie Roll Syndrome

Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.

Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?

Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.

Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?

Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.

by TheKosherLoaf April 29, 2011

New York Syndrome

(Noun) used to describe the increased horniness from not being able to masturbate due to sharing a room (typically on vacation or school trips)

Dude, that girl is normally a 5, but due to my New York Syndrome she's a 7 and 1/2

by The Indian Leprechaun April 5, 2017

Alice in wonderland syndrome

This is a real and serious mental illness like depression, its just not nearly as common. Its when things seem either smaller or larger than they actually are. Or when something seems farther or closer than it actually is.

Patient : I look bigger to myself than most people see me as.
Doctor : you may have Alice in wonderland syndrome

by Cat Kiana September 28, 2018

guitarpal tunnel syndrome

A type of compression neuropathy (nerve damage) caused by compression and irritation of the median nerve in the wrist after participating in extended Guitar Hero or Rock Band sessions.

Dude, I need to switch to drums or vocals 'cause this guitarpal tunnel syndrome is kicking my butt.

by One Niner January 5, 2009