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You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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Dog-nut

A word to describe an obsessed, narcissistic dog-lover
Dog-lover allows their mutt to jump on people

1 - "These dog-nuts/nutts are disgusting"
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) August 17, 2022
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No nut november

A month where people around the world try to stop fapping but fail cause they are pieces of shit.
John:Hi Mike!Did you get past no nut november?
Mike:No,Those hentai videos are too strong for me.
by A Random Wizard July 6, 2018
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Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving
by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023
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goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.
Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.
by buck.nasty December 22, 2020
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Crazy nut

Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky
by PornhubMan123 January 22, 2021
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nut

1. a fruit consisting of a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
2. a small flat piece of metal or other material, typically square or hexagonal, with a threaded hole through it for screwing on to a bolt as a fastener.
3. the act of ejaculation.
Guy 1: What did you get for lunch?
Guy 2: Some nuts.
Guy 3: What screws do you have?
Guy 4: Some nuts!
Guy 5: Go faster, I’m gonna nut!
Guy 6: On it!
by name cant be blank so idk December 19, 2022
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