how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

Puck you! Get the puck out of my neighborhood! Go puck yourself!

A term that is used in the show Family Guy: Hockey Cop.

Peter Griffin: Puck you! Get the puck out of my neighborhood! Go puck yourself!

by Matthew678 January 10, 2019

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage

Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store

"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "

by Bandaid_guttz August 31, 2021

Yo son, stop sittin around eatin oreos and get over here.

Pertains to someone who is slacking off or not doing what one is supposed to be doing. Procrastinating, putting things off, slacking.

Yo son, stop sittin around eatin oreos and get over here.

by wahili October 10, 2005

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022